deuces........
me: are there any spirits listening
ouija: yes are you alone
me: yes
ouija: haha nice whats up :P
me: trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija: cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol

alicesadventuresintherye:

Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.

asylum-art:

Street Art byDavid Zinn

officialunitedstates:

you:  goes to the apple store to get an iphone6

me:  goes to the grocery and buys 6 apples and takes them home and eats them all in a row while standing in my driveway staring at all the cars that drive by.  i juggle them occasionally but they fall a lot and i eat the driveway apples anyway.  goodbye

boicult:

me as hell

h0rris:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

other-girls:

peach is the second coolest guy after that kid’s dad

other-girls:

peach is the second coolest guy after that kid’s dad

wtfisthinprivilege:

flyingcuttlefish:

carnivaldog:

gifak-net:

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The more I watch this, the funnier it gets. Look at the worried dog behind them. Ahahaha “son!”

wtfisthinprivilege:

flyingcuttlefish:

carnivaldog:

gifak-net:

video

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The more I watch this, the funnier it gets. Look at the worried dog behind them. Ahahaha “son!”