Sometimes I’m Ernie. Sometimes I’m Bert.
you: goes to the apple store to get an iphone6
me: goes to the grocery and buys 6 apples and takes them home and eats them all in a row while standing in my driveway staring at all the cars that drive by. i juggle them occasionally but they fall a lot and i eat the driveway apples anyway. goodbye
me as hell
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peach is the second coolest guy after that kid’s dad